Dear God

I love this man.

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"JESUS APPEARED TO ME. JESUS REVEALED SEVERAL THINGS TO ME. FIRST, THE PRECISE LOCATION OF HEAVEN. YOU SEE, WHEN WE DIE WE WILL BECOME STARS! LITERALLY STARS! JESUS CHRIST IS OUR SUN. (YES, EARTH'S SUN.) THAT IS WHY WE ARE HIS... BECAUSE WE COME ON ONE OF HIS PLANETS. WHEN WE DIE AND BECOME STARS WE, TOO, WILL BE BLESSED WITH WONDERFUL SPECIAL PLANETS WHICH ORBIT US AND WHICH BRING US GREAT HAPPINESS AND JOY..."