April 1st

-"I'm pregnant, Pichu's the father" by Yao
-"I need a ride to breakfast on Saturday" by Preeti
-"My house is on fire" by Kathy
-"I'm happy" by Dan
-"Y'know, I think I'll just forget Vash" by Yaz
-"Screw indie bands, they suck" by Lazar
-"I am the son of God" by Fill
-"I did not impregnate Yao" by Pichu
-"I can't do anything right" by Toni, AKA God
-"Dancing is overrated anyway" by Daria
-"I've stopped growing taller" by Thompson

Lies, all of them!